Products & Services

Whether you're looking for advice on a mortgage, need to start saving for that next big holiday, or you've got a stack of dough to invest, we're here for you with our wickedly good services.

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Current Accounts

We've got the right account for you, whether it's an everyday account or one that comes jam packed with awesome benefits.

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Credit Cards

Want to cripple yourself financially? We want you to do that too! Let us lend you loads of cash you'll struggle to pay back! Trust us, we're a bank.

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Savings Accounts

Want to let us keep your money while we invest it in morally questionable activities and give you at least 0.001% of what we actually make on the returns?

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